Something I Learned Today

a) Salad for lunch and salad for dinner is not the ideal stomach lining for a night time sesh.
b) Light beer is lower in calories and not alcohol.
c) When someone says they have an open door policy and would "bend over backwards to help", they may not actually mean it.
d) Courtney Love has been through more than I thought.
e) "The Unknown Glow" is one of the most perfect songs ever made.

Sleep

It's 5am here in a lonely Newark hotel. I really can't sleep and I want to get home. One thing is for sure, I'm really looking forward to seeing everyone and getting some shit done this Summer.

There is a photo I will always treasure.

Picking Up The Shattered Pieces

The past few years I thought that things would never change
All in the same moment I know it cannot stay the same
As this chapter ends and a new one begins again
I hope you find your way

This is not where I wanted to go
Thought we'd see this together
Though you'll travel a different road
You'll always be my friend

I lost my way but I've found it again

Bleeder

Ok, so I got sacked from camp. A lot of stuff has happened recently, and all I can say right now is I've never, ever, ever been more confident about the future. Let's fucking do this. Note first verse lyrics.

Canon in D

I was doing the Darley Abbey run the other day with Clair whilst wearing my iPod shuffle. What song came on to inspire me to beat the big hill? Not the most inspiring moment ever. Although I did manage to drift off and think of Madrid... thanks Pachelbel!

Go Mad and Mark

Right, bed. Tomorrow I will achieve all. Including writing on this fucker properly.

Homophobes are just pissed cause they can't get laid

I just had a targeted ad on my facebook for gay friendly hotels. How did they know???

The Calming Collection

I love Nat, now and forever. Everything will be okay babe! It already is, more than! Mwah! x

Off Broadway

It's time.

Can't Get The Stink Out

The guy sat next to me in the library REALLY fucking stinks off pee. This is the second time I've sat next to him now. I don't like it!

Personal best in running!

No cash until Monday!

Speed dating went well, if a little ill-attended!

Acting debut in COERCION!

Lots of other things!