I've Got One Jealous Again, Again

I knew it was over when I put on "Stay What You Are".
You grabbed the TV remote control
You put on X Factor
And I put on some headphones
And cheated with my first love, rock 'n' roll!

Instant Crassic

Today I went to the gynaecology department at Derby Royal with a friend. Whilst she was getting, well, sorted out, a pleasant looking woman looked at me reading. I looked back.

We had something in common at least. We were both thinking of her vagina.

The Quitter

"All the time you spend trying to get back what's been took from you, more's going out the door."

-Some guy, No Country for Old Men


Absolutely amazing.

You're Wrong

If you do believe in god, you're wrong.

The Idiots Are Taking Over

"Lad".
"FML".
"Bad times".
Heartsign.

Am I getting too old, or are people genuinely trying to sound exactly the same as each other?

Leave It Alone

I remember when mobiles first "came out", to the youth anyway. People just didn't leave them on all the fucking time. I mean, the batteries were pretty shit. I think I'm still living in 1996, or whenever it was, because I still text people late at night, and more often than not, I get a text saying something like "thanks for waking me up"!

Here's an idea: turn the fucker off! Trust me, you are not that important. For starters, you're getting texts off a fat alcoholic.

Note: I was sorting out my blog tonight by tagging all the old posts with the relevant bands and came across this draft post so I've "published" it now. It's from late 2009 I think.

I'm Going to Hell for This One

The self-checkouts are BAD for people. Look at what happened to Joanna Yeates.

Can't Get The Stink Out

The guy sat next to me in the library REALLY fucking stinks off pee. This is the second time I've sat next to him now. I don't like it!

Personal best in running!

No cash until Monday!

Speed dating went well, if a little ill-attended!

Acting debut in COERCION!

Lots of other things!

Insulted By Germans

I have forgotten to note the trip to Dusseldorf on here. Me and Nat, 4 days, her birthday present. I am feeling lazy, so I will just mention how rude I found the people over there.

Perhaps it was big city syndrome, perhaps not.