Two Sides

Some people think they're always right and right is all they'll ever be.

Bombs Away

This is the last time I'll be denied.

Filthy Habits

Instead of being accused of being boring for never doing fancy dress, it would be nice to be told why fancy dress is so fucking exciting.

I've been drinking.

Little Death

Come to me with the worst you've said and done.

Chasing Hamburg

Thank fuck the Superbowl is over. I don't like American Football. I'm sure it's fine, but the Americanisation of our sports really scares me. The new American owners of Liverpool referred to it as a "franchise" last week on the radio stateside.

But it's over for now. Now I just have to contend with people saying "movies" and "awesome". I wish that didn't annoy me.

Can't Stop It

Well, I almost made it through the weekend without spending a penny (as planned), but then Nat (very easily) convinced me we need beer and bacon crispies with The Men Who Stare At Goats.

I ain't complaining. Envirofone have just been in touch (a mere one day after I emailed them) to say that they have "only just" received my phone. Phew.

Wasting Time

In my town, you can't drive naked.

Last night I was the kind of drunk where I poured myself a glass of water, but couldn't quite see the sense in drinking it when I could be sleeping. I'm suffering for it now.

Falter

Beautiful, beautiful intro. Perfect for a sunny day like today. I am procrastinating.

The Idiots Are Taking Over

"Lad".
"FML".
"Bad times".
Heartsign.

Am I getting too old, or are people genuinely trying to sound exactly the same as each other?

Burn

Don't you just hate it when you burn yourself and you go over to put the area under cold water - only to find it's also boiling hot? AAARRGGGHHH!