You Are Not My Friend

Ha. Brilliant. Just as I was pondering whether to delete a certain blithering sod off Facebook, "You Are Not My Friend" came up on the iPod.

I guess that's decided then.

My Pants Keep Falling Down

Which is kind of annoying, because I stayed at Shaun's on Tuesday night and found that I'd actually gained weight. Even though like I feel I've lost.

I've finally hit 17 stone!

War

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

-Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Prognosis: Fuck You

Hmmm. It appears my facebook account has been deleted due to terms of use violation. I love it how someone has reported me for something and not even had the balls to email me about it. I'm not sure what has happened, but I know this for sure... I'm not sure I need it!

Oh yes, Frank Turner was wank last night. Well, he wasn't wank, he played quite well, I just didn't enjoy it very much. He played Rock City in Nottingham, and people were loving it. It was absolutely packed. It just didn't feel right. Plus, his playing up to the crowd annoyed me. I don't want the last song to go on for 10 minutes whilst he gets a round of applause for everyone, including his American tour manager. I won't be bothering again!

Stand Up and be Cunted

If God didn't want men to rape women, why did he make them so sexy?

Seem ridiculous?

If God didn't want men to eat animals, why did he make them so tasty?

Seem ridiculous?

Hint: You should arrive at the same answer twice.