Leave It Alone

I remember when mobiles first "came out", to the youth anyway. People just didn't leave them on all the fucking time. I mean, the batteries were pretty shit. I think I'm still living in 1996, or whenever it was, because I still text people late at night, and more often than not, I get a text saying something like "thanks for waking me up"!

Here's an idea: turn the fucker off! Trust me, you are not that important. For starters, you're getting texts off a fat alcoholic.

Note: I was sorting out my blog tonight by tagging all the old posts with the relevant bands and came across this draft post so I've "published" it now. It's from late 2009 I think.