Head? Chest? Or Foot?

OK so me and Nat went to the cinema last night to see "Defiance". I reviewed the fucker on facebook, but that is not the point of this blog. I am going to go for it and have a Lewis Myspace style bitching.



First of all, whilst the magazine is right next to me and we are about to leave to watch United twat Chelsea, the cover of "take 5" magazine (a Daily Star pull-out) has "Katy Perry: The bad girl of pop" on it. OK we're leaving now so I will come back to this OUTRAGE. Anyway. Many days have passed and there is so much I have not blogged. So I have actually calmed down some what, however I still find it fucking ridiculous that this feature was merely a double page spread of all the crazy outfits she had worn. Such as a fried egg. Ooohhh! BAD-ASS! Pop is such a fucking joke. Why is shit like this even printed, nevermind paid for by complete fucking idiots?

OK so me and Nat have been to the cinema a couple of times recently and both times we have been shown the same advert reel. One of the adverts which ACTUALLY OFFENDS ME (Max Bemis = cock), was the one where it shows a marine wading through the jungle in some far off land whilst a guy is voicing over with words like "fear. Pressure. Adrenaline". Anyway, a local tribesman comes from the trees and points a gun at the marine. However the Marines have got this one fucking covered! All of this twat's buddies pop up and point their guns at the guy. He proceeds to soil himself, and the voice says something along the lines of "brotherhood".

Now, this pisses me off because it is almost a dead cert that someone, somewhere will be watching that and thinking "fuck yeah! I can be that guy! I can prove how fucking hard I am! The advert says it's tough being a Marine, and that if I can do all that shit than I am pretty special!". There we have it. The government has recruited some other dickhead to do their dirty work for them. I mean, the advert ACTUALLY shows it! These marines were in a foreign land, and for what (good) reason would that be? Well, if the governent wants it doing, it must be right, right? Furthermore, bcause it's in our countries interest, I suppose it's cool that in real life these fuckwits probably would not think twice about taking a life for the powers that be.

And all this in the comfort of our own local Odeon. When companies and governments collide, we suffer in the end.