Off Broadway

It's time.

Can't Get The Stink Out

The guy sat next to me in the library REALLY fucking stinks off pee. This is the second time I've sat next to him now. I don't like it!

Personal best in running!

No cash until Monday!

Speed dating went well, if a little ill-attended!

Acting debut in COERCION!

Lots of other things!

Celebrate

Ok, so I got into Summer Camp! I was beginning to lose hope! It turns out that I'm spending the Summer in Torrington, Connecticut! I am extremely happy about this! I've never been to CT, and it's really close to all the good shit like New Jersey and New York. I'm the driver, which I'm really happy about. Should suit me down to the ground! I spoke to the Camp Director yesterday and he kept asking me if I would be OK with mostly salad for the entire Summer. This, combined the fact that the camp has a strict no-alcohol policy means that I'm looking forward to post-camp! It'll be like rehab. So excited!

Finally, just a quick note that recently I almost fell down the stairs 3 times in 3 days recently. Luckily I have lived to blog another day!